About: These low-dose and low-calorie drinks (3 mg of THC and 15 cals a pop) come in three flavors: cherry lemon, lime, and grapefruit. Triple 333 Beverages is based out of Miami, and from what I can tell from its website, the brand is less about attracting stoners and more about appealing to the young binge-drinking crowd who need a hangover reprieve. 

Where I got it/price: I was sent a variety of samples from the company, but its rep says they go for $11.99 for a 4-pack at Total Wine & Spirits. That’s pretty cheap!

Flavor: You know, I've tried a lot of seltzers since I started this column and I gotta say, I appreciate the no-bullshit approach here. So many brands make drinks where in a blind test taste I wouldn’t be able to tell you the flavor. These actually taste like the fruit pictured on the can. That might sound like a low bar, but that’s where I’m at. Also, I dig that these are sweet, but not as sweet as a can of pop.  

Blast-off time: 30-ish minutes.

Experience: I found myself grabbing these when I was in the mood for an easy, mildly sweet drink in the evening, and I brought a few to low-key patio parties and enjoyed them. You should be able to have a normal conversation—but I can’t guarantee you’ll be able to open your friend’s dog gate if needed.